Rahul: How old are you Shobit? 

Shobit: i'm 7 years old. 

Rahul: You know what when I was in your age I was also 7. 

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 884 views

Arguments

A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked,

"Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aap shadi shuda hain???

Tufani barish me raat ko shop per 1 admi pizza lene aaya.
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SHOPKEPER: Aap shadi shuda hain?
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Admi: Tu aur Is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejy gi

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

intelligent boy

Hahaha w0w :-P
intelligent b0y i must say :-D:-P

Whenever i see a beautiful girl's profile,

I click, open it..
And if her pics are open,
i check them all..

And if i find her attractive, i just drop a message,

" hey, your pics are open. Anyone can misuse them. take care"

She replies, " thanks"

Now, the conversation starts ;-)

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl

A boy has a lot of fun with her girl friend and has a great time too…
After that he find a boy’s photo in her bag and replied “Is he your Ex-Boyfriend”

Girl kissed the boy and said “No it’s me before my surgery”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha

Ek Sardar Amrood Baich Raha Tha:
1 Aadmi Aaya or Bola: Sardar G agar Amrood Main Keera Nikla To?
Sardar: To Saaf Baat Hai…
Hum Keerey K Alag Paise Lega.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)